Always prepared

The obsession over Coco accessing the basement now includes a wood block to ensure the door remains ajar. P.S. He got his first Chippie today. Future RIPs to future chipmunks. Run chippies run!

Important Wood Block Door Stopper:

Not a Bernie Note, but almost as funny

Emails from my mother in preparation for the annual Smith-Morzuch Family Spring Break:

On Fri, Mar 11, 2011 at 8:53 AM:

Hi,

Do you have an unbreakable shot glass?

On Thu, Mar 10, 2011 at 11:12 AM:


Hi,

You took home one of my Dansko shoes. I have one of yours and you have one of mine. Please bring my shoe back tomorrow night.

Coco is in, Coco is out

Again, I nearly fell out of my chair when ELM texted this to me. All I can say, is that I cannot WAIT for the Smith-Morzuch Family Spring Break (minus EAM), which commences in T-2 days.

Coco clearly needs the exercise:

=Bernie and Coco^44

Bernie's obsession (see here) with Coco's feeding schedule and whereabouts mount when there is only one daughter living in the house to worry about.

More baking, more problems

Thanks to ELM for texting this to me. I pretty much fell out of my chair laughing. Similar to a popcorn incident back in 2008.

More notes about coffee!

Bernie is always on the look-out.

More thermostat instructions

More instructions for daughters in their 20s on how to use the thermostat. I think the last part refers to Bernie telling my mom he needed to speak with me on the phone about insurance, since you know, I rammed an MBTA bus a few weeks ago.