Congratulations ELM!

Congratulations to ELM on the successful defense of her thesis! (It only took you a semester longer than me. Sibling rivalry never dies. I'm simply going to say I received more difficult questions from him.)

And as always, it takes a village. TY Bernie and Cher!

A note addressed to The Matriarch

A note for Cher:

Expect a return at Big Y

Sometimes I feel only my father returns perishable items to grocery stores after he comes home and realizes quality control measures have not been met.

Directions for ELM

Coco requiring a Designated Feeder (ELM) has fallen off the map.