After a few mickey-mouse break-ins in the neighborhood, Bernie is being extra careful. My favorite police report of the summer resulting from the Republican Boyfriend's experience when he forgot to lock his car that was in our driveway: Monday, June 23
RECOVERED PROPERTY
3:39 a.m. - Police received a report of a bag and contents strewn on Cherry Lane. The contents included $16 cash, a cell phone, a watch, three prescription bottles, ID card, deodorant, hand sanitizer, a library book, an umbrella, two pens, two Chap sticks, a lipstick, a wallet containing credit cards, a driver's license and a social security card. Police retrieved the bag and notified its owner, who claimed his property.
2 comments:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I adore the police reports. I read them online every Friday.
I want to know where the lipstick came from. Is that a misprint or is Finger really carrying around a lipstick?
Post a Comment