Okay, so I didn't recreate my parent's wedding at the Amherst Women's Club, but . . .

They made this possible.

Thank you thank you thank you to my wonderful parents and hilarious sisters.

Plumbing at the Goshen Ocean

Miraculously fixed within 10 minutes. SURPRISE! A top five early wedding present from Bernie. As a great analyst, I am always analyzing key themes within the fam.

The Bernie & Coco the Cat saga continues

I like the addendum in red.

More detergent drama

Does not quite rival Battle of the Tide, but close.

Coco and the Feedbag

Coco does not need to be fed twice in the A.M. I am the one who gets a talking-to when I take him to the vet. Coco has Bernie ensnared in his fat, manipulative paws.

How to get to Lia Honda

Color-coded with arrows indicating where to turn and distance.

Errands for ELM

She gets a heart with an arrow through it! Back on track.