Thursday, July 31, 2008
Back on the internets
Thursday, July 24, 2008
FY to the I
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Bernie precautions
Monday, June 23
RECOVERED PROPERTY
3:39 a.m. - Police received a report of a bag and contents strewn on Cherry Lane. The contents included $16 cash, a cell phone, a watch, three prescription bottles, ID card, deodorant, hand sanitizer, a library book, an umbrella, two pens, two Chap sticks, a lipstick, a wallet containing credit cards, a driver's license and a social security card. Police retrieved the bag and notified its owner, who claimed his property.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Sallie Mae
P.S. I found the payment booklet in the econometrics textbook. Hence the addition to Bernie's original note in red.
Labels:
EAM,
ELM,
Failure to Launch,
Reduce Reuse Recycle
Friday, July 18, 2008
Get out of my house
P.S. Just because the remaining Girls are leaving the nest (again), does not mean an end to Bernie Notes. He always manages to come through as evidenced by Notes for ELM in Seattle. Plus, there will always be Notes for Cher.
Labels:
Coco the Cat,
ELM,
Failure to Launch,
UHS mental health services,
UMass
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Oil change instructions
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Notes for T.W. redux
I was really ticked when they went to France and stopped The Paper (as evidenced here), one of my only sources of entertainment (as I continue to enjoy my two-month last hurrah escape from reality-until-I-win-the-lottery vacation through July 28th, 12:00am EST) aside from Captain Video, the Amherst Bulletin, and books from the Jones Library where my ultimate goal is to find a book with the insert "Congratulations!!! You've got a . . . HOT ITEM. Check Out for 7 Days Only. No Renewals. Overdue fines on this book accumulate at $1/day. Please return this book to the Jones Library ONLY."
Growing up Polish
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
It takes a village to determine the relationship between infant mortality and rich share
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Always looking out
Monday, July 7, 2008
Bernie banking
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Notes for T.W.
T.W. is code for Tweety Bird or just plain Tweety, Cher's nickname. Don't ask.
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
More cars more problems
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