How to defrost

An in-my-head Q and A session as I teleworked from Amherst today:

Q: How old are you MCM?
A: 30

Apparently, I not only need an exact time to put the defrosted items in the fridge, but a timer as well

Notes FROM Cher re. wine

Notes from Cher usually pertain to Coco (who is now on a strict diet-he looks good!) or wine. I was not the culprit in this scenario. Neither was Bernie or ELM. That leaves one person, and that doesn't mean Coco the Cat. In case you are unable to make the message out, it states "DO NOT DRINK ^ANY OF THIS WINE! Heart Mom."